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Joined on: Friday, 24th November 2000, 14:44, Last used: Monday, 11th April 2011, 08:20

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About this user: Whatever I finds, I keeps.

This user has posted a total of 1163 messages. On average, since joining, this user has posted 0.14 messages a day, or 0.95 messages a week. In the last 30 days, this user has posted 0 messages, which is on average 0 messages a day.

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RE: USA offends everyone else

Unless you are biased against the US there`s no comparison.

When the arab stations travel back in time and stop showing US war dead you can have your point. But its still war dead versus enemy combatant dead, so not much comparison.

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RE: Jamie Olivers New Book!

I got it today (WTF did someone send it to me for??).

It must be a laugh, the recipes read like "this is a pucker creme brulee" and "place a couple of lugs of olive oil". I mean I know he`s a tw*t that talks like that but would they write it like that too?!

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RE: Obscure websites

Repent and see the light, the truth and the pie.

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RE: Banzai offends USA

I am NOT a cake! Take that back! :p

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RE: So if you work these hours (see post by Chewie) - what do you do??

Electronic cancer registration developer, destroyer of worlds and eater of cakes.

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RE: Banzai offends USA

So you were calling the TV people c*nts? Or Banzai`s producers c*nts? Or the people in this thread c*nts?

I find it works more as comedy if you say:

c*nts... ;)

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RE: Brazil – advice please

Can someone fill me in on the differences between the releases or at least point me in the right direction. I have the R1 version.

Which realease is supposed to be the best/crappiest? Isn`t the criterion release Gilliam`s preferred cut?

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RE: Getting rid of Mr Zulu

Robert, that`s hilarious! Silly feckers, I bet they think they`re on to a right old money maker.

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RE: I am a moaning git

I`m a miserable f*cker, and happy about it. :p

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RE: Saddams sons dead? your thoughts...

Oh yes, by all means wait. I`m waiting for the conlusive evidence on WMD too, haven`t written that off. If evidence is what we wants, evidence is what we will all wait for. :p

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RE: Banzai offends USA

20 people picket a TeeVee station and you label a whole country c*nts?

One person labels another country c*nts therefore everyone in this country is a c*nt.

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RE: Saddams sons dead? your thoughts...

Yeah, there`ll be proof Dan.

Bullets were too good for them. I rejoice in their deaths.

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RE: Can you believe this?

Simple like believing how a movie is like real life and should be applied to a whole nation?

The microchips in PS2`s are just like any other. Get enough of them and you can use them for anything - missile guidance systems even. But yeah, that`s just stoopid.

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RE: What a situation.....

Yeah, Haggis says you should call this girl, get trashed with her then come on her ta-tas. :o


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This item was edited on Tuesday, 22nd July 2003, 14:32

RE: Can you believe this?

Silly questions like "have you ever committed genocide", "were you a member of the nazi party".

Yeah, real silly. Dachua was soooooo silly. Hilter was very silly.

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RE: Banzai offends USA

I think people are entitled to think whatever they want to think.

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RE: Asylum Seeker attacks...

lol

This would make a great TV series - "When Asylum Seeker`s Attack..."

Complete with Lisa Riley and silly "poing" noises put over the clips.

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RE: Summer blamed for estate problems

LMFAO!

Didn`t go to any hockey matches then? :D

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RE: Asylum Seeker attacks...

Incidentally, and largely OT, my GF made an ammusing slip the other day whilst watching a Johnny Depp movie - she called it "From Hull"... ;)



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RE: Asylum Seeker attacks...

LOL, I`m a pervert. 8) Or as the ladies like to call me "Hey you behind the bushes".

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Smilies, yay!

Now you will all be able to tell when I`m being sarcastic and don`t actually mean it... ;)

What`s irony again?

BTW, nice coding Robert John Shepherd - I presume you did it all yourself. On my 800x600 screen the text box is now marginally off the right of the screen. :)

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RE: Summer blamed for estate problems

Same when its raining Robert. Any change from the norm seems to drive people insane.

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RE: can anyone suggest a decent digital video camera?

I picked up a nice sharp mini-DV a while ago and its tip-topitty. Dixons (ugh) have a JVC on offer - maybe its on offer elswhere.

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RE: Summer blamed for estate problems

We are not to blame for our own behaviour.

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RE: Asylum Seeker attacks...

I`m more worried about this poor girl who had fingers forced in her vagina from having her rear grabbed. :o

Ouch!

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RE: where can i get loads of dvd cases????

The ones they peddle in magazines come in crappy card cases.

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RE: Best stuff to clear a REALLY blocked toilet?

Some brilliant ideas here. Industrial acids, trained dogs, your bare hands, more poo. Sheer brilliance.

I remember a similar thread (that I see has been re-discovered in a timely fashion) with a disgusting fixation and I recalled someone asking about poo-eating. Skat someone called it? The correct phrase is coprophagy I believe.

Just a little "tid-bit". Some food for thought if you will.

=)

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This item was edited on Friday, 11th July 2003, 14:02

RE: Best stuff to clear a REALLY blocked toilet?

Robert John Shepherd, I haven`t laughed openly in the office for some time. Cheers.

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This item was edited on Thursday, 10th July 2003, 15:27

RE: I`m bored!!! Help!!!

Hey, I know, why don`t you... oh, you already said that.

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RE: PDAs - which are the best?

Easily rectified, that kind of surgery can be done over the weekend. You`ll be the envy of all your mates and will never leave your room again.

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