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I`m in the office on my own, (we`re a small company) and don`t know what to do. Got a telephone, full net access.... can anyone think of ways to humour myself?? (masturbation not included!)

You could order yourself a pizza from the US and see how long it takes to arrive?
Here`s a list of pizza places in New york, for example.

http://www.pizzatogo.com/asp_bin/list_locations.asp?city=New+York&state=NY&Submit=Find+it%21

Hey, I know, why don`t you... oh, you already said that.

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Gruntboy
Absolute B*stard

This is easy. Practical jokes.

Glue a 2p piece to the carpet, and laugh at the first tight sod who returns and tries to pick it up.

Get a highlighter pen, and "highlight" the ear piece of one of your colleagues` phones. I find that pink gives the impression of having been clouted round the earhole rather hard.

Open the drinks dispenser and pierce the bottom of every plastic cup before replacing them.

Go to the lavatory, and disperse the toilet-roll all over the room, before writing in large letters on the mirror "The Andrex dog strikes again!".

Change everyone`s screen-saver so that they are greeted by a rude message along the lines of "Why have you stopped typing? get back to work. This is not a charity, you know."

Put some porn in the desk-draw of your boss, and send him/her an e-mail stating that you will "tell Personnel unless you get an immediate payrise".

Break every pencil in the stationery cupboard.

Have a w**k and cum all over the chair of the office flirt, before rubbing it in with a damp cloth. Only you will have the pleasure of knowing that your cum is greeting her arse every day.

I regularly do the last one when I`m stuck for something to do.....

Amendment: Bugger - you said no masturbation. Just have a dump on the bosses chair then.....

This item was edited on Thursday, 10th July 2003, 15:36

Create detailed plans to overthrow a small country?

Failing that, I like the flash games at http://www.candystand.com/ with bowling being my favourite, and for guaranteed laffs there is online pictionary at http://www.isketch.net/

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You gotta love www.miniclip.com for times of boredom

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"Let`s just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he`d be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting `All gods are bastards`."

Rise above these perverted suggestions my son, improve your knowledge of the good book here

Bless you

P;-))

This item was edited on Thursday, 10th July 2003, 16:06

Or you could put on a banana costume and wear a hat with corks on it and drink some fosters or xxxx and go up to people and say g`day I am the Banana of Oceania fancy a few tinnies and a barbie

For more Ideas for what to do check this thread

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My brain hurts

This item was edited on Thursday, 10th July 2003, 16:25

"Have a w**k and cum all over the chair of the office flirt, before rubbing it in with a damp cloth. Only you will have the pleasure of knowing that your cum is greeting her arse every day."

Why did i find that exciting?!

Neil

LMFAO!

Saxton