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lets start a story, 2 lines each..
Two half-sentences each per posting only, so that the next person has to finish off the preceding sentence, and then start their own. Here goes :

Smelkus was busy rotating hedgehogs, When suddenly one of the hedgehogs....

Killed Smelkus. And he died.

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Curse this infernal alcohol...


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And was resurrected by Jimmy Saville(Beacuse Smelkus wrote to Jim`ll fix it and asked to be resurrected if he was killed by a hedgehog), Jimmy Saville then winked at a muffin...

..who threw himself at The silver-haired has-been, lodging himself in Saville`s throat. Amidst the confusion, Janet Street Porter...

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This item was edited on Sunday, 28th January 2007, 02:20

invited Jade Goody to a party. Whilst baking a pudding of...



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curried lentils and goat`s cheese. Jade liberally spread the pudding all over.....

...her kebab after a night on the booze. Jade went to play with the one armed bandit, but her mum was busy.......

Poking a badger with a spoon, This made the badger very angry so the badger decided to...

gather together his badger chums and lead them on a murderous rampage against the goody clan, during which they...

raped and pillaged the good people of Trumpton. The following....