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Joined on: Saturday, 9th December 2000, 10:06, Last used: Saturday, 26th March 2011, 19:36

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About this user: Born in Whitley Bay. Now living in Killingworth. A reputed assasin, I was once a headlining Vegas showgirl. Twice voted worlds most eligble batchelor and best known for being the first man to walk on Mars. Watch me shake my hairy monkey hiney!

This user has posted a total of 1126 messages. On average, since joining, this user has posted 0.13 messages a day, or 0.92 messages a week. In the last 30 days, this user has posted 0 messages, which is on average 0 messages a day.

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RE: Whatever happened to Dance Like A Monkey?

I did indeed. I went from this...

...to this...


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RE: Whatever happened to Dance Like A Monkey?

Hello mate! Yup I`m still here lurking away - waiting for my monent to strike! Muwahahahahah!

(What reports that then?)

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RE: xfilesgurly :)

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Anyone seen DLAM or do you think hes playing with his bike?

I`m still here, but lurking more than posting these days (I still visit every day though).

Now that I am a biker, I spend a lot more time posting on bike discussion groups (you can see me a lot on www.bikechatforums.com under the same name)


Here`s my little baby (getting a bit bored of her now though):


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RE: My new ride!

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C`mon DLAM get that test passed and get a SV650

I`m taking the cowards way out and getting an ER-5 when I pass (until I get bored of it! :D )

Enjoy your ride, the weathers looking pretty good today!

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

This item was edited on Saturday, 2nd April 2005, 11:28

RE: My new ride!

Nice looking bike mate!

I have got my test on Tuesday so I can finally get rid of the weedy SR >:( (I love it really)


Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

RE: Lost (Spoilers if you haven`t seen Ep 18 yet)

Ooh, I forgot it was on last night. Going to get it now....

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RE: The Office (USA)

You both got mail. :)

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RE: The Office (USA)

Actually, I have just remembered that I did laugh at one point:

"You`re a scholar and a gentleman" :D

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The Office (USA)

Just watched this, and my god it`s poor.

I don`t know if I`ve been spoilt by how good the UK version was, but the American version is just cringeworthy (and not in a good way). I can`t think of a single bit of the show that made me even raise a smile, never mind laugh.

Anyone else had the missfortune? It`s available in all the usual places if you fancy ruining your Easter holiday. :/

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

RE: Prince Charles Cartoon wanted

I shall pass on your praise. :)

Last year she did a Jordan one. It was a toilet roll with two boiled eggs taped onto it and another smaller egg for the face.

She has waaaaay too much time on her hands!

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RE: Prince Charles Cartoon wanted

Thanks for the help peeps. This is what she made:


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RE: Prince Charles Cartoon wanted

Very good! :D

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RE: Prince Charles Cartoon wanted

Cheers Minty83, it`s so hard trying to find a cartoon of Camilla, and dkuk2000 that is the perfect Charles picture.

Thanks a lot

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RE: Prince Charles Cartoon wanted

I saw that one when I Googled. The only problem is that I don`t think it looks very charles-like :/

Thanks anyway tho.

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Prince Charles Cartoon wanted

Evening all,

My mother is after a cartoon of Charles and Camilla that she can copy onto a couple of eggs for her local woman`s groups easter competition.

I have searched Google but found nowt decent. Can anyone help?

(They will have to be simple to copy)

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

RE: Free £25 Bet - This is Good

Hee hee!

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RE: Free £25 Bet - This is Good

Are you seriously asking if a bookies is going to give a full refund to every single losing bet as well as paying out in full on all winning bets? :/

I shall sit here quietly waiting while you think about what you`ve done wrong... :p

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RE: Free £25 Bet - This is Good

Yeah, the rules say that you have to either lose or win at least £25 in a single bet.

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

RE: prescritption charges rise 40p

Don`t know where you got 40p from, BBC news says 10p :/

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RE: Mind If I Have A Whinge?

Sorry to hear that mate. Now get of the internet, put your feet up and try and relax!

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

RE: Cheap Accomodation in Amsterdam

I stayed in the Ij Boulevard (I think that`s how it was spelt), cost about £25 a night two years ago.

Tell you what, I`ll go and see what it costs now, be right back....


... rIght, I`m back. `Ecky thump the proces have gone up a bit! It`ll now cost you £85 for a double room on 30th May! It wasn;t even that nice a hotel, I stayed there cos it was cheap. Sorry I couldn`t be more help. :(

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

This item was edited on Monday, 7th March 2005, 19:46

RE: Samsung 28in Pure Flat Widescreen TV for only £33 + delivery????

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a civil matter not criminal...

And your point is?

(quite clearly visible on the top of your head)

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This item was edited on Sunday, 6th March 2005, 07:03

RE: Lost (Spoilers if you haven`t seen Ep 18 yet)

Six weeks!?!?!?!?!? Aw nuts!

I know that IMDB is full of peoples speculation on what is going to happen, but at least one person on there has been posting spoilers for future episodes so I am staying well away.

I missed the link between Locke and the box factory, well spotted.

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

RE: Samsung 28in Pure Flat Widescreen TV for only £33 + delivery????

Slander:
Quote:
words falsely spoken that damage the reputation of another

:p

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Lost (Spoilers if you haven`t seen Ep 18 yet)

Don`t bother posting if you know the answer, speculation only please, I don`t want it ruined for me.

Now that we know the woman and her colleagues were shipwrecked there because of those numbers, and Hurley had heard them as well before his lottery win, anyone had any thoughts about what exactly the island is, and why certain people are there?

And who exactly laid an electricty cable and set up a transmitter prior to the ship being wrecked there?

I am really enjoying this series (although truth be told, there are some dull bits), but will be really dissapointed if we don`t get some answers in the next three episodes.

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

This item was edited on Saturday, 5th March 2005, 19:58

RE: Samsung 28in Pure Flat Widescreen TV for only £33 + delivery????

Unsuprisingly:

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Regarding Samsung 28inch pure flat widescreen TV (quick find code 86649)


Please note that the above item has been incorrectly priced on our website and under our Terms and Conditions 2.3 which states,


Every effort is made to ensure that prices shown on the Supplier`s website are accurate at the time you place your order. If an error is found, the Supplier will inform you as soon as possible and offer you the option of reconfirming your order at the correct price, or cancelling your order. If the Supplier does not receive an order confirmation within 14 days of informing you of the error, the order will be cancelled automatically. If you cancel the order, or if the order is cancelled automatically due to the expiry of the 14 day period, the Supplier will refund or re-credit you for any sum that has been paid by you or debited from your credit card for the goods.


We will not be supplying this item. In this instance we have cancelled your order and issued you a refund, we apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused you.


Regards,

Ebuyer Customer Support.


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RE: Free £25 Bet - This is Good

Cheers to the poster.

I had no idea what I was doing but I bet 0.78 on Zetas River at Newbury. My account did show £25, now it shows £88.04. Plus I guess I still have that £25 to receive. :D

Sweet!

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RE: Some good news (for me)

Cheers everyone. My heads a wee bitty hurty right now. Got a family doo tonight as well! :D

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Some good news (for me)

My stepdad came home from hospital today where he was having an operation to remove a bowel cancer. He got his results just before he got released and has been given the all clear (it`s all been removed succesfully, and there where no more cancerous growths anywhere else in his body). It`s been a pretty worrying few weeks as my real dad died of cancer a few years ago and it all seemed so familiar.

Anyhoo, just thought I`d share - and now I`m off to drink myself stupid(er)

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

RE: AVP R1 DVD £12.95 Delivered Plus Get Predator 2 Sp Ed For £9.99 Delivered

I was talking about the region 2 AvP.
You`re right about Predator though. My Goof!

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!