Page 1 of Hopeful signs from Twitter

I need to read this fully, about to rush out, but it seems like a big step in the right direction.

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I have a totally fake account on Twitter with a false identity as a Somerset farmer with lovely pictures of farmers homely wife and fat pigs in the sty (pictures show both of these, but not sure which one is the wife ).

The reason for having said account is not malicious, but just required to be able to sign into other websites that need a twitter account sign in.

I do not use it for talking to others, but do for some queer reason have one follower who found my page. A French transvestite. weird! Must like pigs. But I ain't corresponding back 

So, In the crazy internet world we live in, as these websites want to troll more 'mega data' from you to earn revenue selling the stuff to others, so the more i just make it all up.

It is most satisfying to letting these companies chase their tails with my false data   

Sent via Tablet TPG telecom AU

I hate Twitter 😡