Page 1 of 14 Things to do in Tesco while you should be shopping..

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>01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people`s trolleys
> when they aren`t looking.
>
>02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
> intervals
>
>03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
> toilet.
>
>04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
> Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
>
>05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M`s on credit.
>
>06. Move a `CAUTION -WET FLOOR` sign to a carpeted area.
>
>07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
> are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
> bedding Department.
>
>08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
> "Why can`t you people just leave me alone?"
>
>09. Look right into the security
>camera, use it as a mirror and pick
>your nose.
>
>10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he
> knows where the anti-depressants are located.
>
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
> from Mission Impossible.
>
>12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
>through,
>say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
>
>13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
> assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It`s those voices
> again!!!"
>
>And last but not least:
>
>14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
> loudly: "There`s no toilet paper in here."
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Do you get out much??

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Do you get out much??

The same reply could apply to many of the threads on this site - yours certainly being no exception.

For what it`s worth, I thought it was quite amusing. I normally just whizz about on the trolleys, though.

LMAO, I think that is really good. I always get bored shopping :D

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Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people`s trolleys
> when they aren`t looking.

^made me laugh the most. would be so funny to see someones face ...hehe :)

This item was edited on Thursday, 27th April 2006, 18:27

s`not gonna work coz all the noobs in tesco are moody and throw you out if you have fun lol :p

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Hmmmmm.....no fondling the lingerie?

I though everyone does that?! :D

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12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
>through,
>say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
I`ve done this, kinda. i actually shouted "Your arse is to big to fit in that"

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This item was edited on Thursday, 27th April 2006, 22:22

Noob has a point....

....even their ads are by someone who looks like she`s on HRT

Big shops are a machine nowadays and won`t take kindly to a spanner in the works

And what`s the weirdest combination of goods you`ve handed over at the checkout?

Last night I called in and picked up a giant tub of fish food sticks and a multipack of chewing gum (:¦

The girl looked at me and just smiled but you know she was thinking - weirdo! - :D

You shouldve chosen dentyne and told the girl at the counter in a low voice - these are for my piranha... they havent had their teeth cleaned for some time!

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