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FUMIN M8

i,ve recelnty entered my pet owl tarquin in t3h 2007 north eastren OWL CHAMPIONSHIPS (1t,s bassiccally a competion wehre owls are judged on there coat, th3re talons, there eyes therre flyin skllis etc)

anyw\auy my arch nemesis sunderland owl breeder BARRY TWANGEN hsa been BESMIRCHING t3h name of me and my owl in ord3r to aGAIN THE UPPER HAND he,s scared m7 he nows tarquin is t3h pick of t litter of owls but he,s resorting to DIRTY TACTICS he,s put out all ads in t3h classifieds of the milkonshire record (my loxcal rag) with my name on sayin i,m a underpar owl breeder etc BOLLOCKS M8 LAEVE T3h OWLS OUT OF IT OUT OF ORDER M8 and hes also run a advert1sing campaign by saatchi and saatchi on regional tv sayin how i keep my owls locked up all t3h time and feed them cheap cat food LIES M8 BACK IT UP W// FACTS M8 : E REason he cna affod it is he cumms f/ a w3althy background : S

ive nfound out a juicy bit of information thru my survyeillanse of his house, the twangen estatwe : )

1) his fifty-twoi year old dolly bird has nice jugs (seen her in t3h nshower from my telegraph pole VANTAGE POINT : )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
2) she,s fifty --two
3) he has no sense of smnell after falling off a bucking bronco at a gyppo fair 12 yrs ago

so i,ve cum up w/ a FIENDISH PLAN : PPP

1) spy on his wife, takle pictures and put them in readers wives but with `barry twangen is a twat` on her jugs : ) PHOTOSHOPPED : ))))p
2) wait til shes out on a tuesday at her part time job tehn run his big hose from his gas pipe outlet by t3h owlhouse and lead it thru the owlhouse leaking and into his house... three hours later he,ll light his dinnertime cigar and BOOOOMMMM t3h evil barry twangen and all his OWLS are dead and it,ll look all like an ACCIDENT tho i must take down that 20-foot saatchi ++ sattchi `MAURON IS A TWAT FROM BARRY` poster up by the M1 J3 as it cuold be seen as a moitive : S

itll be like a buncefield of OWWLLS : ))))))))))

I do believe my optic nerves have just imploded

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Curse this infernal alcohol...



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This Barry Twangen doesn`t sound like the type of person I would like to sit down and have a cup of tea with. Please tell me when the pictures of his dolly bird are published in Readers Wives, I am most intrigued by those jugs.
Pete :¦

Eyoop, the fake doctor returns!

You know what? Let your bloody owls go and get a budgie, mate. Much more you.

ha ha ha,..


sorry, what were you saying? i was thinking of something else.

F*** off you spastic,you`re a mentalist.
My mongdar has gone off the scale.

it would be fine if it was funny..
but t`aint.

I only open these threads to read the replys. Have not read the first post

Dr 42%er


Care in the football community is proved not to work.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

F*** off you complete waste of (cyber)space. >:(
I may have been inadvertently influenced by Whoot

er...why are we getting angry???

I always though Maurons threads were funny - its blatantly someone we already know on here.....

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Jacks Fish & Chips of Cambridge ridiculously overpriced and overpackaged chips. £1.20 for a stupidly small portion of chips - they need to go up north for a good lesson in fish and chips
Alloy Bodies of Manchester - The Grand Daddy & Benchmark for shockingly poor customer service.
Capital Bank Leasing who are part of [B]BOS & are f**ing useless & struggle to action the smallest request but are fantastically efficient at taking money out of my account
[B]Abbey National Absolutely diabolical service - how hard is it to change £60 of coins into notes????
....more coming soon no doubt.....