Page 1 of SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25

1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". (worst still you don`t go to the clubs)

2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing the night before.

3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.

4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section.

5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 45 , they are only 45 .

6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.

7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they`ll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.

8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.

9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper,you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of most of the things that are in it.

10. You start to worry about your parents` health.

11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.

12. You don`t get funny looks when you buy a Disneyvideo or a Wallace And Gromit bubble bath,as the sales assistant assumes they are for your children.

13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.

14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really nice half-bottle of house red.

15. You always have enough milk in.

16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.

17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4`s Time Team with Tony Rob inson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also appeals.

18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.

19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.

20. You wish you had a shed.

21. You have a shed.

22. You actually find yourself saying "They don`t make `em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in my day...."

23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has some really interesting guests on.

24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, You tut at rowdy school children.

25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.

26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me"



`i am going to live forever or die trying`

:D I like!

Ref No, 22 - what about if you say "I can remember when there were only 3 TV channels"? (It wasn`t THAT long ago, you know, Mark! ;)

25 was my cut off point of being a money wasting peter pan.

Worked


Is that the time? Damn you Xbox 360!!!!

This item was edited on Friday, 8th June 2007, 09:12

I`m 32 this year and happier in myself than I was in my early twenties, although considerably fatter and grumpier of disposition. Swings and roundabouts really ;)

This item was edited on Friday, 8th June 2007, 11:34

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Ref No, 22 - what about if you say "I can remember when there were only 3 TV channels"?

I have to admit remembering when there was only one, and when ITV launched you had to get an adapter. (Presumably a frequency converter)

Nice list though.

I find myself thinking Marksparks and JulianF look like they should still be in school :D

25`s a bit old for maturity to set in isn`t it ?
At 25,I still thought 40 was old and I wouldn`t make it.
Maturity (for want of a better word) didn`t really hit me until much later.
I didn`t think about half of the things on that list until my daughter came along 4 years ago (I turned 40 in January).

This item was edited on Friday, 8th June 2007, 14:32

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I find myself thinking Marksparks and JulianF look like they should still be in school

36 years young... but still got my boyish good looks!




`i am going to live forever or die trying`

Ah,the good old "I`ll look up to avoid the double chin" look.
I`m familiar with it myself. ;)

we call it the "who farted pose"