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I`m not sure if ive posted this before, but does anyone have any suggestions as to what junk mail I can send to my friends addresses and places where I can give out their phone numbers for them to be hounded.... the reason being that I keep getting calls and mail from hearing aid company`s and stannah stairlift asking if I wish to use their services - I know its my friends doing it as they keep using comedy names when applying for me

Cheers

It HAS to be porn. CHoose one of your married friends, and arrange for a subscription for Razzle to be sent to them.

The best one we ever did was a penis enlargement clinic!
they sent him brochures and stuff, and did it every few months too!!! wicked.

My housem8s did this to each other last year... One of the best was a male underwear catalogue, although I cannot for the life of me remember where we subscribed to it. Although the catalogue was relentless and came on a reasonably regular basis. Also it was free.

Gay porn (unless your friend is actually gay, in which case it may be measurably less effective)

durex.co.uk and sending out free rubbers so why not sign their parents up for some?

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durex.co.uk and sending out free rubbers so why not sign their parents up for some?

You sure? The site has an online shop, yeah, but no way to get them free - or am I missing something?

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"or am I missing something?"

You should know if you are missing something or not at your age, or don`t they teach sex ed anymore? ;-)

I knew a bloke who was secretly entered into Noel Edmonds`s "Mr Puniverse" competition by a "friend" back in the 1980`s.

He had an application form sent to him and a phone call from the BBC. He was NOT impressed!

Order 3 tons of gravel, cash on delivery - ask them to dump it all on the front yard!:o)

Send heavy things through the post with no stamps/inadequate postage

Give their phone number out to weirdos in chatrooms