Page 1 of Valentines... what have you got planned?

I`m taking my fiancee to see Scotland vs Republic of Ireland tonight at Hampden... can anyone top that? ;)

For her, staying at home and watching a badly tuned 9" black and white TV set would probably top that. :)

FA and running out of time.

Off to see Ross Noble tonight (kind oif birthday/Val day crossover thing). I`ll try and cook something nice on Friday.

Seen Ross Noble twice now - very very funny guy.

i discovered a great solution for valentines day planning avoidance.
i got dumped. :D

Good work Rawshark.

I`ve got nothing planned, and the clock is ticking. The bloke sitting opposite me is taking his bird on an anti war march in the capital - how romantic - I bet she is rougher than a tiger`s tongue if she is standing for that :)

You actually have a girl Rob?

Well theres this 50 odd year old woman who works at the same place as me, suggested that I`d buy my girlfriend nipple clamps, and also to excite are love making stick my finger up her arse!!!

She says she does it all the time with her partner and vice versa and says its very erotic!!!

Call me old an old fasioned bloke but i`m more of a kiss, tit, cl#t man meself and will give that one a miss.

I will be making her a romantic meal, then put a romantic movie on, then later on a romantic shower with a great deal of pampering afters and then...... I`ll leave the rest to your imagination. lol

floyd

"a romantic shower"

Floyd, is that a golden shower ;-)


Ah, Valentines is going to be expensive this year as I don`t have a girlfriend. Just a good whore for me (or the £5-a-go hag that hangs about outside the off license).

Hmmmmm???


Of course, you know I`m only joking