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Okay it seems the mod`s have earned the title of Web commandants for some reason, so lets get our own back.

Scenario

Your in the pub, when clayts and Dan Bates come storming in and walk straght over to you, they spill your pint and and insult you (even mentioning your mother)


WHAT DO YOU DO?


Please keep it mildly clean:-)

I would imagine they`d have noticed that I had inadvertently bought a pint of cheap and nasty girly lager and the only way they could prevent me from drinking it is by snatching it out of my hand before I poisoned myself, mentioning the fact that it`s lucky my mother wasn`t there to see this most embarrassing of a faux-pas. Of course, they would have instantly rushed over to the bar, bought me a pint of real ale and a 20 yr old single malt chaser and everything would be all right with the world again.

:-)

Personally, I only have myself to blame as I bought my pint in the wrong pub.

********DRINKER TO BE MOVED TO NAGS HEAD DOWN THE ROAD*****************

Don`t be ridiculous!

As if Clayts would be seen in a pub, although I suppose he could take a laptop and mobile.

Some poeple die if disconnected from the web for too long!

Anyway if Dan was there I wouldn`t mind cos I think he`s great!

reprimand them,remind them them of the rules of the drinking forum,and tell them that if it happens again more stringent steps WILL be taken.

My attempts at swearing would become silent in a Norman Collier, broken mic, stlye of comedy......and i would be reminded that children and women sometimes visit the pub and that we shouldn`t corrupt them with our base views on life......

LOL

8-)

DanB

YOU, over there - stand AWAY from the pint..... Move along people, nothing to see here...

I would pull my carefully concealed 12 gauge auto loader from under my trench coat and put plenty of lead in both there diets !!

(I think I have been watching far to many movies !!)

Deuce

Ah, so I can assume that Clayts new cyborg web-browser brain implant have finally come through the post from Movietyme then ...

First off I would feel very proud that I ever had a pint in the first place, being only 16 years of age currently.

BUT!

.......then I would put them in their place and show them right from wrong. Anybody who has such a high status in the world of DVD has no right to talk of my mother in the way Mr + Mrs Clayts `n` Bates did. They made a terrible mistake doing so and are clearly no longer fit to hold the crown of moderator in any way, shape or form. They are a disgrace to this site and should realise this.

SO!

.........I, personally, would slap them several times about the head, and maybe once or twice on the ass for posterity.

That`ll learn `em!