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Please could any tell me why there are soooo many sad people out there who think star wars is the best film ever. What is so great about it???

This item was edited on Thursday, 29th March 2001, 01:48

Testify my Brother!!!!!!!!!!!!

sing with me!

"WE SHALL OVERCOME......WE SHALL OVERCOME!"
(I said sing!)

pointless.....

This item was edited on Thursday, 29th March 2001, 09:05

I think you had to be there, i was seven when i went to the cinema and it blew me away like very few films do in your life.

Lets see, we got the oldest virgin in the universe chaseing is own sister around princess layer,(most of the universe had) you could always tell who she was she had a dog turd on each side of her head.

Then we have a old boring fart who lives in a cave called "Obi One Co Nobody", he keeps going on about "feeling the force Luke" when all luke realy wants to feel is Princess Layer!

But let`s not forget "Darth Vader" the most evil guy in the entire universe, but he also had the misfortune to have Layer and Luke has is children, he also had the worst ashtma in the universe (you could hear him wheezing half way across the cosmos on a quite night),Plus nobody had ever told him it was alright to take is cycle helmet off!

Is fetish was to build "death stars" but never quiet finishing them, and showing children how to follow the Green Cross Code on kensington hight street on saturday afternoons (this was is summer job).
Is main pleasure in life was to play with a object called a "light saber" ( a plastic coloured tube with a bulb inside it) and bash Luke on the head with it saying " The force is strong in you sky w***er).

Then we have Two Robots ,one run by a midget and the other by the thinnest man in the world ( he applied for a part in is school play has a twig but was turned down because he was to thin and ended up getting the part of the splinter) there purpose was to look like a pair of twats! they did a fine job.

Then there was something called `chewbaccy` a large hairy creature that moaned a lot and did f**ck all else except run around following a guy called "Hans Solo`` who was in debt to some big fat bas**rd named "Jabba The Garden Hut" but thats another story.....

The end result is hundreds of saddos buying overpriced merchandice of TV shopping channels!

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Bear, you obviously saw a very different version to everyone else. It sounds good though, especially the absolutely hilarious word play of:- "Chewbaccy" and "Obi One Co Nobody". That`s great!!!

I never realised though, that watching "Star Wars" made you a `saddo`? Oh, and it`s not `hundreds of saddos`, it`s more like hundreds of millions, because that`s how many people actually like the film. Sorry if you find that alarming, but if we all liked the sort of films you liked we`d all have very limp wrists.
d:o)

I think Bear must have seen the `original` versions before they were revamped into `special editions`!

god, were they really that bad!

No they weren`t that bad. They`ve never been bad films. I think `bear` has a very different opinion on the films to alot of other people.

Dont remember Jaws or Gladiator giving me a limp wrist.....

So you sit down take a break and have a cup of coffee in your " Limited Edition Darth Vader Mug" and take a chill pill.

......My The Hype Be With You.

Right, lets start again, ignore the limp wrist insult. I too like both Jaws and Gladiator, but also Star Wars. I view it in the same way as any of my other favourite films though, and yes some people do take it too far, but just because someone likes Star Wars that person doesn`t then go into the `saddos` bracket.

This item was edited on Thursday, 29th March 2001, 13:27