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I think the title says it all? Was watching National Lampoons Vacation and young master Griswald`s cousin asks him if he`d ever;

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Bopped his baloney?

No I`m not bored. . .well maybe just a little. . .but definitely not with that!

J

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Bapping the bishop ..... :o

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Bapping the bishopThough it was bashing.. :/

Have a Barclays.

Ste

choking the chicken? Yanking the plank? Magicking the beans?..........erm, so i hear :/

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Magicking the beans

Hmmm, I`ve heard `Flicking the bean`, but that`s refering to a girls thingy ;)

I prefer just plain old "having a w***" :p

or

Spanking the Monkey.

or

Stirring up some Special Sauce :D

Shaking hands with the governor of love

And for the end result

C#ck Vomit!

Live a life you love, use a god you trust, and don`t take it all too seriously

Introducing yourself to Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters.

My collection

a little "tommy tank".....

Polishing the porpoise

Strangling Kojack.

Rich

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