Page 1 of What did u buy for urself this xmas

This year i had enough spending all my cash on presents for friends and family, went a bit crazy and bought myself a brand new car. Cost me £14,000 dearest present i`ve ever bought.

Anyone done the same and decided to buy themselves a little gift.

Off course the dearer the better.

Nothing quite so exciting oe expensive for me. I bought myself an Onkyo 696 receiver. It`s nice though.

i got a tank

I bought meself a box of condoms so me and the wife don`t have anymore bloody children. I think 33 is enough. If she was any more fertile she would stink of s***. I mean stink worse than she does now the dirty old whore. The oldest bairn should be fat enough to have for Christmas next year. There ain`t nothing like a tasty piece of man flesh on the day of old St Nicholas, especially when it be brewed from your own special sauce.

I also bought a couple of bottles of wine from here local Tesco. I love the taste and the corks be handy for saving nappies being wasted. Cork a baby and they don`t s*** for a month.

Whats that man doing on me fence, get off me land ya filthy bastard......

why don`t you have the snip? or don`t wookies like the idea of having their bo****ks cut off? lol

floyd

I bought me an Xbox and a bottle of vodka. Dont know which is my favourite yet! Splinter cell and Halo are pretty cool but vodka.......

New speaker cable all round! Not very exciting I know but it keeps me happy!

a nokia 7650. its great

I bought a special filter for webpages that turns "u" into you and "urself" in yourself.

I got one of them as well mine works on "ne" "b4" and "1" as well :-)

I didn`t need a car as the company gives me one.

This item was edited on Monday, 30th December 2002, 17:52