Page 1 of You need ?????

Try googling your first name and putting the word needs after it :D
Google has the answer !
Example

Andy needs ............ ???


Coops

This item was edited on Wednesday, 9th May 2007, 21:33

Juliette needs at least a 30 minutes notice prior to your turning up
Juliette needs to get some balls and tell Ben to go **** himself (and Im sure by doing this the next one will follow perfectly :D )
Juliette needs to make the best of her situation
Juls

Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy

(yes, my name is Andy...weird thing is how did coops know.....?)


Just craptacular....

First result:

Julian needs a shave...

How the hell does it know that!!! :D

julianf

Selectively:

Chris needs hosts his own music and chat show every weeknight on BBC Radio Wales (not really the sort of result I was expecting)
Chris needs your sex talk (well, if you`re offering...)
Chris needs to go! (actually I`ve just been, thank you)
Chris needs to evolve (probably true)
Chris needs a beer (definitely true - always)
Chris needs a better gurl (sic) than that (no ta, I`m quite happy with the `gurl` I`ve got)

...and that`ll do for now.

It seems there are a lot of people called Paul Needs :/

But it also suggests:

Paul Needs Help ...
Paul Needs Specs ...

both of which are probably true :D

Paul needs to be president in 2008
Paul needs surgery on his left foot after an exam revealed a stress reaction yesterday

both of which are not true.... :B

and I`ll let you decide which of these are true...

Paul needs his headphones back
Paul needs happiness
Paul needs €1000 to represent Ireland in a golf event
Paul needs to exalt God
Paul needs some advice on what to do with his front door
Paul needs enough light to create a nice, even "wash" across the stage
Paul needs to have his head examined





The Bigman Cometh

This item was edited on Wednesday, 9th May 2007, 22:58

Hmmm a selection include....

Mark Needs A Chick from Houston - no I dont, I had one and she was a nightmare..
Mark needs to use superpowers to design us a Python Processing Unit (PYPU) - I`ll get right on it!
MARK NEEDS MORE ROOM. -Dont know why they shout it but its true...
Mark Needs Help! - do I?
Mark Needs Your Prayers! - why?
Mark needs a bra - hmm kick me while Im down wont you...
Mark needs to be endorsed by the DfES - Isnt that a sofa shop?
Mark needs to desperately read about how his world works - could be true...


and....


Mark needs final word - quite possibly true

This item was edited on Wednesday, 9th May 2007, 23:38

I never did like my name!

The first link has the title THE AMAZING P***ING NIGEL - For all your p***ing needs.

Then we get:
Nigel needs to be examined, as he is probably not using sufficient preventer therapy
Nigel needs a hand
Nigel needs to give them a good whipping
Nigel needs her for the $$ and the sexual favours
Nigel needs to find some Sicilian grandparents
Nigel needs a flea bath

And of course, everybody is making plans for me.

With regards to the original thread starter....funnily enough my names Andy. When I typed that in I got `Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy`. Now , my wife is into Westlife and the song thats always played in our flat is Mandy!?!

Spooky or coincidence? You decide. Im off to bed......



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"Sincerity?.....I can fake that!" - Hawkeye Pearce from M*A*S*H

Dave needs a hug. Give Dave some love people. I think he needs it...
Dave needs help walking through doors

i didnt bother with whoot