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Valentine poem help

The original 42pcenter MD (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 13:09

As some of you may know I fancy little Emma who work`s at O`neils pub. She has just told me that she has got a job in spain and is leaving in about 3 weeks, Gutted :(

So what I want to do is get her a valentine card and put in a poem/note that will let her know that she will be missed (and is there any chance of a shag befor she goes ;) )

Nothing soppy but a bit of fun even taking the p***.

A few details to help. She is small, not midget small, but small. Is allways on the go (she can`t sit still for 2 mins). Long hair. Small tits. Funny and she loves mint sause, and I mean loves.

Any Ideas?

Cheers.

All the best,

The 42%er.

Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world.

RE: Valentine poem help

peaceful_warrior (Mostly Harmless) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 13:35

Here`s a start....

I sit writing this, covered in mint
Hoping and wondering, will you be my bint?

RE: Valentine poem help

Shaun P (Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 13:36

Couldn`t resist un-lurking myself to post a reply to this one...

Quote:
Emma, Emma, please don`t leave
you`ll be very sadly missed
Every night I`ll have to grieve
if you`re not there to get me p***ed

Long hair, pretty, lots of fun!
round and round that bar you dash
I`ll get mint sauce by the ton
if I get chance to see your gash?


They say I`m a poet, although I don`t know it.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 13:36

RE: Valentine poem help

Rich Goodman (Admin) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 14:00

Why not try the surreal approach:-

Roses are red,
Violets aren`t green,
Who put the cheese,
In the washing machine?



Rich Goodman
Columnist and Site Reviewer
DVD Reviewer

RE: Valentine poem help

stevielfc (Mostly Harmless) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 14:08

Friends are like Angels
that come from above,
Sent by God for me to Love

So when your sad,
Lonely or Blue
Just remember I`ll always be there for you


If not try

Pain Heals,
Chicks dig Scars
Glory Lasts forever

" AIN`T IT COOL "

RE: Valentine poem help

julianf (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 14:56

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You`ve got small tits
Still I`d love to **** you

No?

julianf



I always said I wouldn`t use a signature

This item was edited on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 14:56

RE: Valentine poem help

Alan Titherington (Reviewer) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 15:01

Emma,
You are a gem, a
Picture of long-haired beauty
Skimming around the kegs
As if you had no legs.

Leicester
Will never be the same
With your lack of chest...er...

and

Although I sound a pain -
Can I come to Spain with you?

It would really be a laugh.
I don`t mind if you`re no giraffe,
Although I`ve a few extra inches that would help you out.

As it were.

My collection

This item was edited on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 15:17

RE: Valentine poem help

Paull (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 15:18

There was a young girl from o`neils
Who loved mint sauce with her meals
I`d love to lick her`s
& pull down her knicker`s
And tickle her where she SQUEELS


SLAP....... he he he

RE: Valentine poem help

batman182 (Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 15:21

Dear Emma, how much you’ll be missed,
There’s nothing left for me to do, I’ll go get p****d.
You love mint sauce; but have small tits,
You can’t sit still, I once had the squits.

Best of all you are so much fun,
I’m in a lot of sPAIN, excuse the bad pun.
Sad to see you leave,
But it’s for the best,
One thing I’ll always remember,
You flat chest.

Love you lots.

RE: Valentine poem help

Paull (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 15:31

If only you could see the pain
As I sit here in the rain
A lilltle bit of nookie
& mint sauce I will cookie
Before you go off to Spain

or

Now little Emma is Flirty
& I`m getting a little shirty
cause` she`s off over Spain
I`ll not see her again
& I want to do something that`s dirty

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