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Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

HomerSimpson (Competent) posted this on Tuesday, 4th November 2003, 22:30

Ok does anybody have any good ideas for christmas gifts this year, us men need to stick together and help each other...... don`t want to be shopping christmas eve.

Any good websites for christmas gifts?

Anyhelp

Thanks

RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

neal 73 (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 4th November 2003, 23:19

www.figleaves.co.uk (or could be.com)

either way, it`ll be a present for you too.

RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

Mark Oates (Reviewer) posted this on Wednesday, 5th November 2003, 02:15

If you`re absolutely certain about being blokey about Christmas presents, forget choccies, lingerie, a week`s holiday at a health spa, that kind of thing. You have to be thick-skinned, tactless and inconsiderate if you want to be a real bloke about this. Buy her that orbital sander you`ve been banging on about, or a season pass to your football club. Only that way can you ensure Christmas morning on your own, nursing a large lump on your temple while the wife and kids enjoy the festive season at her mother`s.

Contrarywise get her in on the joke and she can buy you the choccies or whatever and you`ll both be happy. As long as you both remember to swap presents.

J Mark Oates



Shoot me again, I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and cordite!

RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

dnick (Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 5th November 2003, 08:30

my wife has expensive tastes, my own fault really for spoiling her. being of welsh decent, she had always wanted welsh gold, so as soon as i had the money i started to get her a peice each year. this has now started to get a bit pricey and silly. but it is nice and she is VERY happy when she opens those presents on christmas morning.

try this site and have a look.

did you know that it is only 50 days to christmas.....

RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

f1 nut (Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 5th November 2003, 19:21

just ask her what she would like then see whats on that list that you both like and go for that. I always tell her she as the best thing anyway ME.So what else does she need.

RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

kevingattaca (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 5th November 2003, 21:43

just remember to add a vidrator to what ever present you get her, and at least that way you can explain `That if you don`t like it you can Go F*ck herself?!?!`

RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

Mark Oates (Reviewer) posted this on Wednesday, 5th November 2003, 23:52

<sigh> Romance isn`t dead. 8)

J Mark Oates



Shoot me again, I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and cordite!

RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

Oscar Wallace (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 6th November 2003, 00:38

Quote:
<sigh> Romance isn`t dead


No but I wish my ex wife was, I would love to give Her a large bomb and blow the bitch to hell >:(

Oscar.

RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

tmg (Competent) posted this on Thursday, 6th November 2003, 10:49

2 weeks some where hot, childless, cookerless and christmasless!!!!!!!!

Mrs Christmas.

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RE: Christmas Shopping, Hardest thing in the world! What do you buy the Mrs?

hairyhaggler (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 6th November 2003, 16:09

No but I wish my ex wife was, I would love to give Her a large bomb and blow the bitch to hell

Just go and buy a box of fireworks and blow her up with them.




If you play with Feathers you get your Bum Tickled.!

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