Page 1 of The worst film I have ever seen.

Untill last night it was A perfect storm. God awfull. But last night I had the plesure of what seemed like 6 hours of the compleat w*** that is Van Hellsing.

In that "6 hours" I could have had more fun getting a squadie to stamp on my nuts while squeezing a tube of deep heat up my bum hole, again and again and again...............

All the best,

The 42%er.

Your optimistic eyes seem like paradise to someone like me.

Oh....saw the title and thought the thread was about Troy...

julianf

Until i watched Van Helsing, Pearl Harbour was the worst film i had paid to see. Now Van Helsing takes pride of place in my `films i would need to be paid to see` selection

The moment I saw the Van Helsing trailer I *knew* it would be awful... what`s wrong with your Turkey!Alert early warning system?!

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I think I was suckered in with the bunch of mates having a laugh with a not too taxing action fest which when done well can be fun. This was not done well.

I think if we ever have the vote for the reviewer vPM I will out law this film. Cencorship can be a good thing.

In the future I will consult you xfilesgurly untill my Turkey!Alert warning system?! is repaired.

All the best,

The 42%er.

Your optimistic eyes seem like paradise to someone like me.

Our local was 200 metres away from the local 10 screen when i was a lad, so i can sympathise.

The desire for a no brainer has led us to watch such joys as judge dredd and Batman and Robin.

In fact Batman and Robin is, without a doubt, the worst film i have ever paid to watch.

Judge Dredd *shudder* - I`d forgotten about that abomination until now. What a piece of complete crap - will have to add it to my Worst Movie List. I have successfully managed to avoid Van Helsing and hope never to see it.

cmon.. surely you saw The Mummy Returns... you knew what you were in for!!..

I loved the Mummy.. thought it was a great adventure movie.. Mummy Returns however was a steaming pile of poo poo poo... I knew that he couldn`t redeem himself with Van Helsing..

Wild Wild West - I would have walked out but I was at 38,000 feet at the time.

LOL!

I was saying to a mate of mine that i had never seen wild wild west a few years ago, so he offered to lend me the DVD. Then he wouldnt take it back!!!!

Now whenever anyone browses my DVD collection, the first thing they say is `Heh, Youve got wild wild west.........`.