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Joined on: Saturday, 1st June 2002, 17:39, Last used: Saturday, 1st June 2002, 17:39

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RE: Advice On How To Do Paris Without Paying Over The Odds Too Much!!

Thanks a lot Flyer you have cheered me up no end.

Thanks

Advice On How To Do Paris Without Paying Over The Odds Too Much!!

I am going to Paris for 4 days on the 19th of Feb with my better half. I accept that in citys such as this you pay more than I would in sunny Burnley for things. However I refuse to be ripped off and As I have often been called a "tight bastard" from friends and family etc I would like advice on places to go i.e. bars, restaurants and attractions where I will not get "fat laded" too much. Thanks in advance for any help and advice.


Cheers.

RE: Travellers Cheques - How do they work?

Last time I went to NY smaller stores would not take the travellers cheques even with my passport. My advice would also be small amount of cash and use your card to withdraw cash. Wrap up too as it will be a bit chilly.

Whats Your New years resolutions?

Mine is to lose weight and get fit. I might add it is the same as the last two years and lasts for about four days! What are you lot going to do????

Happy Christmas Everyone.

Cheers

RE: Poll suggestions needed

Whos most likley to get p***ed and start a fight at xmas?
a you
b wife/ girlfriend
c one of your family members
d one of the inlaws

RE: Poll suggestions needed

Who killed JFK?

a Lee Harvey Oswald
b CIA
c FBI
d Russia / Cuba
e Other

RE: Best Loans?

try these http://www.northernrock.co.uk/html/ploans/personal_loans.htm. They have loans at 6%. Just a word of warning the default is set to include payment protection so if you do not want it take it off.

Thanks

Any Bargins To Be Had In Prague?

Going in the morning for a few days on a stag do. What is cheap to buy apart from the beer and women! I was hoping to get some xmaz gifts and save myself a few quid. Your ideas would be welcome.

Thanks

Probably an old one but I laughed !

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun
> >if
> >he
> > > > had
> > > > > a
> > > > > > > > pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
> >wanted
> > > > to
> > > > > > buy
> > > > > > > > an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a
> > > centipede,
> > > > > > (100
> > > > > > > > leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his
> >house.
> > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and
> > > decided
> > > > > he
> > > > > > > > would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a
> >drink. So
> > > he
> > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank`s
> >place
> > > > with
> > > > > me
> > > > > > > > and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
> >This
> > > > > > bothered
> > > > > > > > him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
> >again,
> > > > "How
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again
> >there
> >was
> > > no
> > > > > > > answer
> > > > > > > > from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes
> >more,
> > > > thinking
> > > > > > > > about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time;
> >this
> > > time
> > > > > > > putting
> > > > > > > > his face up against the centipede`s house and shouting,
> >"Hey, in
> > > > > there!
> > > > > > > > Would you like to go to Frank`s place and Have a drink with
> >me?"
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RE: An account of my travels...

"Cruise is quite short - just thought you`d like to know...!), but still, of course, worth doing. "

Dear oh dear. What`s all that about?

RE: Bored with thinking up poll ideas

Who is the hardest?

Arnie
Sly
Bruce Willis
The Muscles from Brussels

RE: Help and Advice Needed Please

Thanks for the advice. I have let a local PC firm take a look at it. They will inform me of cost before any repair is carried out. The problem I have is I need it for work and as I am self employed i am losing money every day it is out of action. The local firm should get back to me today. He seemed to think that it would "only be a bulb" so it should not be too expensive. I will let you know.


Thanks.

Help and Advice Needed Please

I got a Toshiba laptop from dixon`s on 09/11/01 for £1000. The model is 3000-x4. The screen has failed and has stopped lighting up. I spoke to Toshiba who said my warrenty ran out in July 03 they gave me a number of a company who repairs laptops who wanted the best part of £500 to repair it. Spoke to dixons and they said "if you would have paid for the extended warrenty it would be covered". I need the laptop to for work. Any ideas?

RE: Who is the most famous person in the world???

The pope. Or maybe the chuckle brothers!

RE: Travel Insurance - Any Recommendations?

I went to San fran is Feb and used these http://www.24drtravel.com/index.asp . It was the cheapest I could find.


Cheers

RE: Where can I get a Stella fridge from?

Saw a guinness one in my local comet a few weeks ago. Maybe all comet stores stock them.

Cheers.

RE: Traxdata DVD-R - 99p!!!!!!!

it just appeared!!!!!!!!!

RE: Traxdata DVD-R - 99p!!!!!!!

wheres the link?

thanks

This item was edited on Tuesday, 22nd July 2003, 20:39

Check if you have been caught speeding!

This is an email i got sent regarding checking if you have been flashed by a camera or a mobile unit.

Subject: FW: SPEEDING OFFENCES
> >
> >
> > This was received from AMS
> > The Met Police sent this site to us so we could keep track of
> > > our vans, for speeding traffic offences.
> > >
> > > If you want to use the site to see if you have been caught
> > > speeding the Username is ccpolice
> > > Password is 999
> >
> > > http://www.i-connect.co.uk/speedoffence/default.asp
>

Thanks

RE: Whose the most famous person you have seen??????????

Talked to Gloria Estafan (is that how to spell it) on Miami beach in 1999. She was very nice. Also chris waddle, chris woods and glen roder used to get p***ed every night in my local boozer when waddle was the manager of burnley. They were were tossers.

This item was edited on Friday, 18th July 2003, 13:40

Do you think I am tight?

I have been looking at holidays today. My girlfirend saw a top looking place in Zakynthos a 4 star new complex on the beach in what looks like a quite resort. That "quiet" suits me now as my young nipper would be comming along who is 3 months. The price was £802 for two weeks all in (self catering). I told the missus no as it was too dear, she said I was just a tight bas*ard and that it was cheap. What do you think? Is it true am I tight?
First two weeks in sept if it matters.

Thanks

A Bit Of A Funny.

Well i had a chuckle anyway.

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available;
> > a Brand new
> > Ferrari 550. It costs him £200,000. He takes it out for a
> > spin and stops at
> > a red traffic light.
> >
> > An old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man
> > looks over the
> > sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car have you got
> > there, son?"
> >
> > The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550 - it cost 200
> > thou!!"
> >
> > "That`s a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it
> > cost so much?"
> >
> > "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states
> > the young dude
> > proudly.
> >
> > The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
> >
> > "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his
> > head in the
> > window and looks around.
> >
> > Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That`s
> > a pretty nice
> > car, all right ... but I think I`ll stick with my
> > moped!!"
> >
> > Just then, the light changes to green so the guy decides
> > to show the old
> > man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 15
> > seconds the
> > speedometer reads 160 mph.
> >
> > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It
> > seems to be getting
> > closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
> > suddenly,
> > whooooooosssshhhh! Something whips by him, going much
> > faster!!! "What on
> > earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young
> > man asks himself.
> >
> > He floors the accelerator again and takes the Ferrari up
> > to 200 mph. then,
> > up ahead of him, he sees that its the old man on the
> > moped. Amazed that
> > the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more
> > gas and passes the
> > moped at 210 mph.
> >
> > Whhhhooooooosssssshhhh!!!
> >
> > He`s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and
> > sees the old man
> > gaining on him again.
> >
> > Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the
> > accelerator and takes
> > the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds
> > later, he sees the
> > moped bearing down on him again.
> >
> > The Ferrari is flat out and there`s nothing he can do.
> > Suddenly, the moped
> > ploughs into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
> > rear end. They skid
> > to a halt.
> >
> > The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
> > still alive!!
> >
> > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God!!
> > Is there anything
> > I can do for you?"
> >
> > The old man whispers .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Unhook my f*cking braces from your wing mirror !!!!"

Pc Speakers

I am looking for some decent pc speakers but do not want to spend a mint £50 or under I was hoping. Any ideas?


Thanks

RE: Best and cheapest place to buy dvd cases?

Cheers pat. Cheap as chips. Thanks a lot.

Adam