Friends Series 3, Disc 2 (UK)

Another great disc contents wise (everything else is distinctly below average unfortunately). It is worth the price alone for watching Chandler and Joey trying to compete for the same girl! Also, Ross becomes a brownie for an episode and he manages to take a "break" from Rachel. Great stuff. These are some of my favourite moments -

309 The One With The Football
Ross: Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater!

310 The One Where Rachel Quits
Ross: No, hi, I-I`m an honorary Brown Bird.
Woman: What does that mean?
Ross: Uh, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I`m not invited to sleep-overs.

311 The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister
Monica: How ya feelin`?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn`t there anymore, because I drank it.

312 The One With All The Jealousy
Rachel: Well, there`s a kiss he won`t forget for a few hours, ya know.
Chandler: Yeah. Either that or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.

313 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Joey: Uh, now Rach? These, ah, these little women...
Rachel: Yeah?
Joey: How little are they? I mean, are they, like, scary little?

314 The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? My milk`s gone bad.
Chandler: Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing of half and half--stole my car.

315 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
Monica: Can I have a tissue?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you don`t accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.

316 The One The Morning After
Chandler: Alright, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing`s right... and that`s what deathbeds are for.