Page 1 of 15 footballing headlines you won`t see in 2002.

Got this of another website....Bear

1) Money No Object For Big-Spending Villa

2) Cow`s Arse In Danger From Heskey Banjo

3) `Smith Must Be More Competitive` Insists O`Leary

4) New Wembley Ahead Of Schedule & Under Budget

5) Neville The Hero As England Lift World Cup

6) Bowyer Converts To Islam

7) Another Akinbiyi Hat-Trick Saves Foxes From Drop

8) Another Heskey Hat-Trick Wins Title For Liverpool

9) Woodgate Named Sports Personality Of The Year

10) Wenger `Had Clear View Of Incident`

11) Bassett Unveiled As Fergie Successor

12) `Our Priority Is Defence` Claims Keegan

13) Larsson Goal Drought Continues

14) Dyer: `I`m Gay`

15) Yorke: `I`m With Kieron`


PS I was trying to find out wich happily married footballer is having affairs and is in the court trying to stop the papers naming him.
The news said is name is all over the web...but I can`t find out who it is, he suppose to be well known!...BUT WHO IS HE?

This item was edited on Monday, 11th March 2002, 14:07

Could add another one :
"Inconsistency banished as Chelsea romp to league and cup double".

We can but dream....

I heard it was Gary Lineker.

Or..
"Martin Keown in bizarre Donkey orgy shocker"
possibly in The Sport or similar

Gary Lineker isn`t a footballer anymore, he`s a crap TV presenter so I doubt its him.

Is this a recent thing or has this been going on for months and months???

Man U fans get a sence of humor.

Taylor gets the key to the city of Leicester.

Leicester fill new 32000 seater stadium.

Leicester players agree not to take a wage until they start doing what they are payed for.

O`neil agrees to come back to Leicester to further his career and the chalange.

Basset given the proceeds of the sale of Fillbert Street to spend on players.

Basset sells the s*** players and keeps the good ones shocker.

Leicester get the market value for anything they sell.

Pierpoint welcomed back at Leicester as he admits he has hetrosexual relationships with females of leagle age. (alledgedly)

Savage "He didn`t touch me ref. My lace must have been undone see"

I`ll stop now. I`m calm.

All the best,

Andrew.

How about "...and xxx scores for everton"
(Substitute the name of any of our players for xxx & it`ll stand).

man utd to keep same kit for next season

The two timing footballer is none other than.................................................. Craig Hignett. So i cant really see what all the fuss is about.