Page 1 of Why don`t we just nuke Nigeria?

Seriously, why not? Does anything good come from there? >:(

So I can now declare that I can officially join the list of people that have been scammed by Nigeria.

£592 left my bank account yesterday, unauthorised, heading for "Virgin Nigeria" (Yeah, right!)

Having studied my statements, I am 100% certain that they tagged a cash machine - I used the one at the Macarthur Glen Designer Outlet in Ashford last Thursday (27/3). Three days later, they snatch this money from my account. :/

I won`t bother to swear, although you all know I can. The profanities and expletives that have been uttered here this morning are most definitely unrepeatable! >:(

I would just like to commend my bank, Lloyds TSB, and their very helpful fraud department. Apparently I should be reimbursed inside a week, and a new debit card should be with me early next week as well. Just got some forms to fill in now, when they arrive!

Nuking Nigeria won`t help. Most of the scammers live over here though. Nuking london would be better.

interesting fact..
lloyds call centre is in nigeria.

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Most of the scammers live over here though.
Not true. Most scammers ARE in Nigeria. I know this because we`re working on a TV programme about it at the minute.

Like I said, let`s nuke the bastards. God, I`m in a bad mood! >:(

Never liked the designer outlet really. Draughty, for one thing. Wouldn`t go anywhere near the cash machines. Or the toilets, for that matter

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Curse this infernal alcohol...


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Oil. Thats one good thing that comes from Nigeria ... shed loads of it in fact. Oh, and my friend Deji.



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Er, nuke London?! Don`t you bloody dare!