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Condoms...

marksparks999 (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 17:37

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept the same tag line....

Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms - Every little helps.

Nike condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can`t stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

FCUK condoms - No comment required.

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where`s the pain.

Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.

AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.





`I am going to live forever, or die trying`...

RE: Condoms...

tripodjw (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 18:52

Amazon condoms - And then you`re done. :D

RE: Condoms...

cutz2000 (Competent) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 19:15

Ford condoms - Engineered for living, designed to last

Hovis condoms - Something good inside

Playstation condoms - Fire it up

Capital One Condoms - Whats in your wallet?

RE: Condoms...

C(.)(.)PS89 (Competent) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 19:39

RAC Condoms - from A to B we R A C to it
Ebay Condoms - Get rid of your old and unwanted s***e
Orange Condoms - The futures bright !
Nokia condoms - Connecting people
Screwfix direct condoms - just the job.
Ambrosia creamed rice condoms - devon knows how they make so creamy

Coops


This item was edited on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 19:46

RE: Condoms...

bigfan (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 19:50

Quote:
Ambrosia creamed rice condoms - devon knows how they make so creamy


Nice image!


What I`m listening to...

RE: Condoms...

Mildmanb (Competent) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 22:26

Walls Ice Cream Condoms - Buy me and stop one.

RE: Condoms...

JohnnyTV (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 22:58

XBox condoms - it`s good to play together

RE: Condoms...

David Beckett (Reviewer) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 23:08

Blockbuster condoms - Don`t rely on anyone else to entertain you!


My Top 20 Horror Movies ---- My DVD Collection
Oh no, it wasn`t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.

RE: Condoms...

Snaps (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 29th November 2005, 23:23

Guinness Condoms. Good things come to those who wait

Snaps



All skill is in vain when an angel p*sses in the flintlock of your musket.

RE: Condoms...

Mark Fountain (Super Admin) posted this on Wednesday, 30th November 2005, 10:04

Hellman`s condoms - You know the big dollop`s right
Nescafe condoms - Start the day with great taste
Zanussi condoms - The appliance of science
Hitachi condoms - Touch the future

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