Page 1 of The spiders have arrived!!

Argh, didn`t need that!

Just got back from work, got changed, grabbed my clothes to wash for tomorrow and lo and behold not one but 2 long-legged, big-bodied bastards scuttled out over my hand (must have come in from the garden). Must admit I let out a short girly shriek, I HATE spiders. Must be that time of year I guess.

So, anti-spider comments more than welcome! Any recommendations for anything I can put down to get shot of the damn things?

SQUISH EM :(

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Ya wuss, as long as they`re not bigger than the palm of your hand, you`re fine. Well, and as long as they`re not black with a little red hourglass marking on their back, too..

Don`t forget, the average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetimes..

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Don`t forget, the average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetimes..

Yup, and masturbation makes you blind and gives you hairy palms.

I`ve had about 15 huge spiders in the house this year already, that`s more than I`d ever wish over the entire summer. I`m severely arachnophobic (I check the walls and corners in every room I enter on instinct). I can`t help it, I have been like this for as long as I can remember.

One thing that is true is that all spiders are highly poisonous, it`s just that 99.9% of them in this country don`t have fangs big/strong enough to penetrate human skin. Global warming will change that.... :(

You think we`ve got spiders? Check out what the troops in Iraq are contending with.

Only click this link if you don`t mind piccys of spiders

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You think we`ve got spiders? Check out what the troops in Iraq are contending with.

Sod that for a game of soldiers! (:¦

I`d be in bloody Turkey in about 5 mins!!! (:¦

Holy s*** - that aint no spider - that`s a bloody monster.................

Don`t forget that spiders are good for your house, as they eat/keep out all other manner of creepy crawlies.

This is what I tell my daughter when she asks me to get rid of them!!!

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There was that story of the pub chef bitten by a spider a couple of weeks ago that came out of some bananas. He got ill, went to hospital and from the photo on his mobile some local experts identified the captured spider as a Brazilian Marching Spider (or summink like that) - apparently the most poisonous spider in the world. The chef was eventually okay but the incredible thing about the story is that the hospital let the bastard go!!!!!!!!! (the spider, that is).

Lets hope it dosen`t breed with any local spider totty or we could end up with an `Arachnophobia` style scenario.

Surely they must have let it off with a warning?

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