Page 1 of Ironduke`s War Memories....................

So I said to Blucher`s messenger "Tell That Prussian p***`ed to get his arse here (waterloo) Now!"

which he did, and together we beat Napoleon lustfully.

which was nice.


THE IRONDUKE.

.....after the capture of Asseerghur (1803), he sent stocks of his own wine to the wounded, and he visited them in the hospital.......

what a kind fellow !

with all that wine at the hospital........he wasnt going to be anywhere else:P

"No," I said, "I wanted the other guys head on a pole." So he went back and did the old sword business once more, and didn`t even charge me for the extra stick.

Which was nice.

...to which I replied, "the name`s Bond, James Bond".
"Would you like to see my gold finger?!".

007.

He said, has He pulled it out is mum!

>>"Would you like to see my gold finger?!".

Bet he say`s that to all the boys...sorry girls !

>He said, has He pulled it out is mum!

Now, now, bear, just because I said NO when you emailed me asking if you could see it, there`s no need to sulk!

BTW is that some sort Ali G lingo you`re using there or is your fisher-price computer just difficult to use!

007.

>is that some sort of Ali G lingo you`re using...

Recyling your put downs now eh?

You`re certainly a George Lazenby amongst J.Bonds.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 7th February 2001, 19:21

>Recyling your put downs now eh?

Nope, don`t ever remember using that one!

So fac63 you`re back! I wondering when you`re mummy would let you back out to play!

Be good and play nicely now!

007.