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About this user: Calm down girls... he ugly.

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RE: Inside No 9 (Psychoville writers' new show)

I suspect that they expect some sort of 'backlash', but just wanted to do something different. They even self-reference Commedia dell arte which was the style they were going for and I think that actually mentioning it was meant to make people roll their eyes a bit.

RE: Social media boycott

admars says...
"Sadly I think this media blackout is pointless, but I have no idea what they should/can do, short of turn up outside these people's houses late at night, but that's not a real long term solution."

The action is meant to target the social media companies who should and could do far more to block and ban abusive users/content. They're quick and efficient enough to block 'copyright' infringement when that can cost them money.

The blackout is a huge loss of traffic for the sites which drives their ad revenue and sport related social media is particularly huge, not surprisingly.

It's well known that they make even more revenue when traffic is high - even if it's a torrent of abuse. The likes of twitter and facebook made huge amounts of money when the orange man was in the whitehouse because of all the extra traffic and they were happy for it to happen. They literally don't want to do anything so have to be strong-armed.

RE: What We Do In the Shadows

I really did pick the wrong time to get rid of Sky...

RE: [VIDEO] Coronavirus, anyone starting to get worried?

Well, as they say in that article, there are lots of reasons why people have might have stronger reactions to vaccines, and it's hard to pinpoint whether this is just because of a persons particular physical attributes (age, race, gender, health, lifestyle, etc.) rather than the strength of their immune system.

I think it basically means they can't prove that a bigger reaction is related to stronger overall immune system (too many variables). But I guess it means they can't prove it's not either.

RE: [VIDEO] Coronavirus, anyone starting to get worried?

Robee J Shepherd says...
"Hope you feel 100% tomorrow. I have heard that you can also have a reaction to the vaccine if you have a strong immune system, which is why the older people are generally the least reaction they have."

I've heard that this is not actually true - or at least slightly misleading. If you didn't have a strong reaction to the jab you might therefore conclude that your immune system is weaker and the vaccine is less effective, but they still measured equally good anti-body response in those who didn't have any reaction.

"It’s tough to pinpoint why some people develop side effects. There’s currently no data suggesting a person’s reaction is any indication of how well their body produces an immune response".

Pete-MK says...
"I was aware that if you're one of those people who have Covid but have no symptoms (like last March) then the vaccine reacts and the symptoms start showing."

I had a fairly strong reaction to the vaccine and hadn't read about this (don't really know how true it is). It wouldn't greatly surprise me if I had it - although my asthma symptoms will often have me coughing and spluttering and thinking I've got covid (at least before the jab).

[VIDEO] RE: Breakaway super league...

This has just been going around in my head

RE: Prince Phillip dies age 99

Apparently Paul Burrell was seen backing a transit van up to Buck House gates?

RE: Vaccines

I very unexpectedly got my vaccine exactly 2 weeks ago today (another week to get my 'immunity'). I wasn't in the age group or health group (at least so I thought) to be eligible so early, so I know I'm very lucky.

I got the Oxford AstraZeneca jab and slightly unfortunately, I did get a bit of a reaction to it - basically a few days of flu-like symptoms (which seem to be fairly common). I'd still do it 10 times over to get the jab though...

RE: [VIDEO] Smile thread

Saw that Banksy/Bob Ross mashup vid on Grayson Perry's excellent Art Club

[VIDEO] RE:Coronavirus, anyone starting to get worried?

This item was edited on Friday, 5th March 2021, 16:21

RE: [VIDEO] Coronavirus, anyone starting to get worried?

Govt said they would be looking in to this. Don't know what happened as this is not a new story. The pfizer vaccine cannot be kept of course, so that's why they have to bin it (after a specified time outside of -70c refrigeration). I'm sure I saw that locally they were asking people to come forward for spare vaccines - I suppose they had to be available at v. short notice.

I was genuinely hoping that when I took my parents to get vaccinated someone was going to offer me a freebie... didn't happen.

RE: [VIDEO] The Biden Presidency 2021

I suppose 'the stock market' is a necessary evil, but generally happy to see some short selling parasites get turned over.

RE: [VIDEO] Coronavirus, anyone starting to get worried?

admars says...
"You know training to be a nurse isn't something that can be done in an afternoon at the job centre don't you?"

The govt. also got rid of bursaries for nurses training, they now have to fund it all themselves.

Also, thanks to brexit telling European nurses to f*** off, a heck of a lot of them duly obliged.

[VIDEO] RE:The Biden Presidency 2021

Ok, this isn't about Biden but is about that other guy before him and I thought it was funny especially because it would probably have that guy kicking the furniture and punching holes in the plaster.

RE: [VIDEO] The Biden Presidency 2021

2 minutes after inauguration...

MAGA: "These covid numbers are out of control!"

(nicked from twitter)

RE: [VIDEO] The Failed Presidency of Donald Trump

Should we now put this thread out of it's misery now whatsisname has been given his marching orders as of 16:50?

RE: [VIDEO] The Failed Presidency of Donald Trump

I know no-one will listen to this, but here's the (excellent) Bunker podcast's interview with Mary Trump (his niece). She's a long term critic of him and their toxic family. Just shows there are some smart Trump family members.

  • “For the first time in his life he can’t spin a loss into a win. And it’s driving him crazy.”
  • “At a very deep level, Donald knows he’s never been truly successful and has no skills.”
  • “When Donald was elected I knew he would do to my country what he and his father had done to my family.”
  • “What shocks me is that there are people on this planet who are weaker than Donald. I didn’t think that was possible”
  • “In the election, if he was going down, he would try to take the rest of us with him. And that’s exactly what he did.”
  • “Failure to live up to Fred Trump’s demands got you destroyed. And that’s what happened to my dad.”
  • “If the cameras disappear, Donald ceases to exist.”
  • He always "failed upwards"
  • Expects 100% loyalty from allies but will not return it

[VIDEO] RE:Brexit

Current state of pro-brexit business being quietly (barely in the news) decimated:

"But we were told that when we hacked off our right-hand with a cleaver, two brand new right-hands would grow back in it's place!"

RE: [VIDEO] Coronavirus, anyone starting to get worried?

bandicoot says...
"Its not the virus we have to worry about"

No, it really f***ing is. Wait until you or someone in your family is really ill. You having got a frigging clue.

The Bitcoin millionaire who accidentally lost it all

...although he never actually got his hands on the money.

This story is a few years old but cropped up again probably because Bitcoin reached a record value (and then dropped again).


Guy accidentally chucks away harddrive with 7500 bit coins on it in 2013. When he initially mined them years before, they weren't worth much so didn't pay much attention to them. They then skyrocket in value to several million. He has continually asked if he can search and excavate local tip to find drive. Council refused. He offered them a share of the money. They still refused (they have reasons, not just being difficult).

Cut to now: His missing Bitcoins are now worth around £210 million! Council will still not allow him to search. Man now spends rest of his life banging his head against a wall.

RE: [VIDEO] Coronavirus, anyone starting to get worried?

bandicoot says...
"London Police dish out more fines as people ignore lockdown..."

Local police fined a guy here, who having just tested positive for covid, decided that he would go to a shopping centre (I go there often) so I'm rather glad they are cracking down.

RE: [VIDEO] Brexit

Yes, the UK fishing industry has been the figurehead for brexit sovereignty when in truth the whole industry apparently has a smaller turnover than Harrods.

Whatever deal we did with the EU, it was always going to be worse than what we already had. Instead of being truthful, the govt. chose to pretend that we will somehow benefit financially from brexit. If they'd told the truth from the start they knew we'd never have voted for it.

Now they have to somehow pretend that it will eventually be beneficial while EU reliant business collapses around us.

RE: [VIDEO] Brexit

alfie noakes says...
"In the next few months we will be hearing from brexiters about how this is a bad deal when all the dire consequences start to emerge... just like the withdrawal agreement that they all happily signed up to without reading."

That was 31st December.

Now the fishing industry is in dire straits.

Heavily pro-leave fishing businesses are on the verge of collapse, like this guy:

RE: [VIDEO] Brexit

Si Wooldridge says...
"All good, if they are the rules then we need to follow them."

Exactly. It is an entirely foreseeable consequence of leaving the EU. Other countries - US, Australia, NZ, etc., have similar (and often much tougher) phytosanitary rules for third countries.

Predictably this is reported as the EU being petty or punishing us for daring to leave and then turns into the twisted logic that is another good reason why we left: "the disadvantages of leaving justify the leaving" as someone put it.

We could also apply the same rules to them coming to UK, but we have chosen to have 'light touch' border controls until July to ease the chaos at the ports.

RE: [VIDEO] Coronavirus, anyone starting to get worried?

It's the Trump/Bannon/Cummings legacy isn't it?

Never apologise, never admit wrongdoing, never admit mistakes and certainly never fire anyone no matter how gross the misconduct.

Crow about your "successes": Conservatives boasting about highest number of vaccinations in Europe whilst forgetting to mention we also have the highest number of deaths too.

RE: [VIDEO] Brexit

How dare Johnnie Foreigner confiscate our British Sandwiches by applying the existing EU rules on phytosanitary security to third countries in fluent English. They are just punishing us! I didn't fight in a war for this!

RE: [VIDEO] Living on Youtube

Yes, that would be cheaper and equally self defeating.

RE: [VIDEO] Brexit

Sick of these lefty, remoaner rags and their 'project fear'.