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    Unique ID Code: 0000028830
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    Added on: 12/1/2002 14:34
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    American Ninja (UK)

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    A must see for all martial arts fans
    Certificate: 18
    Running Time: 92 mins
    Retail Price: £12.99
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    A must see for all martial arts fans `American Ninja` is the action packed blockbuster by Sam Firstenberg. A rebel American soldier, Joe Armstrong (Michael Dudikoff), schooled in the way of the Ninja travels to the Philippines to eliminate a number of evil mercenary Ninjas. With an incredible ability to kill the maximum number of people with the minimum of effort Joe makes what seems like light work of the mercenaries. This beat `em up will keep the viewer perched on the edge of their seats throughout.

    Special Features:
    Interactive Menus
    Scene Access

    Video Tracks:
    Widescreen Anamorphic 1.78:1

    Audio Tracks:
    Dolby Digital Stereo 2.0 English
    Dolby Digital Stereo 2.0 Spanish
    Dolby Digital Stereo 2.0 German

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    Directed By:
    Sam Firstenberg

    Written By:

    John LaMotta
    Don Stewart
    John Fujioka
    Guich Koock
    Judie Aronson
    Steve James
    Michael Dudikoff

    Soundtrack By:
    Michael Linn

    Director of Photography:
    Hanania Baer

    Michael J. Duthie

    Production Designer:
    Adrian Gorton

    Ken Metcalfe
    Avi Kleinberger
    Menahem Golan
    Yoram Globus
    Gideon Amir

    Metro Goldwyn Mayer

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    3 / 10

    The movie opens (very abruptly I might add) with the introduction of a group of decidedly camp military officers playing hacky sack. One exceptionally camp soldier named Charlie manages to kick the sack towards a morose looking guy named Joe, who can be identified as the hero from his brooding looks and moody stares.

    After an extraordinarily terrible display of acting and some appalling dialogue, the troops head off in a convoy bound for who knows where, accompanied by a car carrying the Colonel's daughter, Patricia. Along the way they are ambushed by a bunch of moustachioed guerrillas and ninjas, who are intent on stealing the convoy's cargo of weapons. The sergeant doesn't want any trouble, and orders his men to offer no resistance (as if this bunch of fairies could put up any kind of a fight). Unfortunately one of the guerrillas takes an interest in Patricia, and after ramming Charlie's head through the car window, decides to have a bit of fun with her. This spurs Joe to into action, and he casually executes a bunch of ninjas with little more than a tyre iron and a screwdriver! It seems that Joe has all of the abilities of a ninja, but no recollection of how he learned these skills.

    The ninjas themselves are the private army of a French arms-dealer named Ortega, who is using the convoys as a type of one-stop-shop for all of his arms needs. Unfortunately, the actor playing Ortega lacks even the most basic ability to mimic the French accent, and his "Allo Allo" inspired ramblings are one of the most unintentionally hilarious things about the film. Ortega also own his own little ninja training dojo, which mostly consists of guys in different coloured pyjamas somersaulting and occasionally dodging easily avoidable bits of wood with spikes in them...

    Aside from the evil Ortega, Joe's main enemy is the Black Star Ninja, who spends most of the film grunting and pointing, whilst occasionally having his eyes filmed in close-up while performing some kind of Action Man "evil eye" routine (presumably to emphasise his "super-awareness"). This bloke also has more tricks up his sleeve than Inspector Gadget, possessing as he does needles, wrist canons and even a laser! Apparently the BS Ninja has abandoned the ninja code, taken the quick and easy path to power and been seduced by the dark side of the F…Oh wait, that's another movie.

    Joe's only real buddy in the fight against evil comes in the form of Curtis Jackson (played with suitable machismo by Steve James). After a bizarre fight with Joe, in which the American Ninja wears a bucket on his head and Jackson is beaten up with a hosepipe, the two become firm friends. Jackson is pure cheese, and spends most of his spare time riding around on a big red motorcycle in an ever so vaguely Tom Cruise in Top Gun manner.

    I recently read an Internet post that suggested the film should have been called "Ninja Holocaust", and that's not too far removed from the truth. The amount of supposedly well trained, lethal "ninjas" that Joe batters to death during the course of the movie must be in the hundreds, although to be honest it seems like it's about fifty-zillion. Most of these "deadly" assassins are dispatched with a single punch, with our heroes barely breaking a sweat. The "action" scenes are mostly laughable, as is the fight choreography. In fact, there is very little to redeem American Ninja. The incredibly predictable sub-plots and romantic entanglements caused real difficulty in sitting through the whole movie. By the time I finally reached the end, and the origins of Joe's "amazing" ninja skills were revealed, I had all but stopped caring...


    American Ninja looks surprisingly good considering its age and humble origins. The film is presented in anamorphic 1.85:1 and looks pretty decent on the whole. The video shifts between acceptable to above average throughout, with nice vibrant colours during many scenes. The picture can be a little soft on occasions, but this happens fairly infrequently. Overall this is a surprisingly good transfer.


    Sound is provided courtesy of a Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono track, and is serviceable at best. Everything from sound effects to dialogue remains clear throughout, although considering some of the lines in this film make the dialogue in Attack of the Clones sound like Shakespeare, it may be a mixed blessing. While this may indeed be the original audio track, in this day of 5.1 surround sound and better the mix left me feeling a little short changed. There are a number of sequences that could have benefited from a remixed soundtrack, but then again why would anyone go to the trouble… The film also "benefits" from an amazingly cheesy 80s soundtrack, which really is quite shockingly poor. Even the A-Team had a better theme tune than this!


    Well at least this portion of the review is fairly straightforward, as the disc's only supplemental feature is the theatrical trailer. As is usual for an 80s "action" flick, "Voiceoverman" provides the narration for the trailer. He deserves some credit for managing to make the film sound a hell of a lot more interesting than it actually is (although this may be because they show all of the best bits from the film in the trailer). In fact, why bother sitting through the movie at all when you can just watch this? For some inexplicable reason the trailer is for a movie called American Warrior, which was presumably the working title for the film.


    What can I say, other than the movie is terrible? I suppose masochists might glean some sort of perverse pleasure from it, and it may even raise a smile or two providing it's viewed as a slapstick comedy rather than a serious action flick. One positive thing to say is that this version is uncut, but then again that only means there's more of this rubbish to sit through. I'm tired of writing about this film now, not to mention ashamed that I quite enjoyed it as a kid. This is utter drivel on a below par disc. Avoid like the plague.
    posted by Chris Gould on 21/12/2002 01:57