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Dog & Scissors Series Collection (Blu-ray Details)

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Added on: 19/7/2022 17:51
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    4 / 10


    The whole point of importing anime is to pick up titles that would never be released in the UK, although you have to be careful to gauge whether a specific title will fail to live up to UK market expectations (too niche), or will run into a stumbling block at the BBFC. When it came to Dog & Scissors, I was certain that it would be the latter. I actually imported the DVDs from Australia, back when I was looking for a cheap and cheerful title to pad out an order. The title is provocative enough, but when a major element of the show is a woman’s sadistic, sexual attraction to a pet dachshund, I would have bet the house on it never getting a UK release, trying to sell such perverse content to a nation of animal lovers. There’s a very good reason why I don’t gamble. Dog & Scissors has now got a Blu-ray release in the UK of all things, courtesy of MVM. I had some obvious problems with the show when I watched it on DVD, but now that it’s got the HD upgrade, I can give it a second chance, and maybe fall in love with Dog & Scissors? I feel dirty just contemplating that.

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    Kazuhito Harumi loved to read. He picked a high school in Tokyo where all the bookstores are, and found a cheap apartment, which quickly became stacked floor to ceiling with books. His favourite author was Shinobu Akiyama, and he loved her Seven Deadly Sins novels, which is just one volume away from completion. Note the past tense, as Kazuhito Harumi is dead. A hold-up in a cafe went tragically wrong, with Harumi on the wrong end of a shot gun. But he wasn’t ready to die, there were too many books left unread, and he got reincarnated... as a dog.

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    Dogs aren’t exactly known for their love of books, but Harumi’s thoughts actually reach someone. Kirihime Natsuno, the girl who was sitting in that cafe the day he died, can hear his thoughts in her mind, and she winds up adopting this little Dachshund. On the bright side, she lives in a lavish apartment filled with books. On the other hand, she is a total sadist, lethal with a pair of scissors, and would love to dissect her new pet. But more than that, she’s a writer, none other than Harumi’s favourite author, Shinobu Akiyama, and she’s been suffering from writer’s block ever since she saw a teenage boy murdered in the cafe. If Harumi ever wants to read the final volume of his favourite novel series, he’ll have to help her get over her slump. That’s if she doesn’t kill him first.

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    12 episodes of Dog & Scissors are presented across 2 Blu-rays from MVM.

    Disc 1
    1. Every Dog Has His Day
    2. Strike While the Dog is Hot
    3. The Winter Dog Flies into the Fire
    4. Drowning Men Clutch at Dogs
    5. Nothing Ventured, No Dog Gained
    6. Rain Settles the Dog
    7. The Dog Would Not be Shot but for its Cries
    8. Dogs in Moderation

    Disc 2
    9. There is no Smoke Without Dog
    10. Time Flies Like a Dog
    11. A Dog by Chance is Preordained
    12. Dog and Scissors Require Good Handling

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    Dog & Scissors gets a 1.78:1 widescreen 1080p transfer. It’s clear and sharp throughout, with strong, consistent colours, and there are no visible compression artefacts or aliasing. The thing is that it is a Gonzo animation, one of the last shows that they made during their decline. At their peak they were producing six or seven anime shows a year; in 2013 when Dog & Scissors was made, they made just three, and since then, their output has declined even further. And when you watch the show, you can see why Gonzo’s star has waned. The animation quality looks ten years older than it is, with unimpressive character models, comparatively limited animation, and a very flat feel to proceedings. It does enough to get the story across, but it certainly doesn’t deliver on the promise of the case art. The fan service in the actual show is the least sexy fan service I have seen since Daphne in the Brilliant Blue. All of that said, the HD upgrade in this case is worthwhile when it comes to the detail in the line art, and the vibrancy of the colours. And of course, compared to the DVD, you get the show in its native frame rate.

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    You have the choice between DTS-HD MA 2.0 Stereo English and Japanese. This is an odd release in that while the subtitles are locked during playback, you can choose between the audio tracks with your remote during playback. You could conceivably watch an episode with English audio and translated subtitles, or Japanese with signs only. You can’t turn the subtitles off though. I gave the dub another try this time around, and other than an over-adherence to Japanese honorifics, it isn’t as bad as I recall. I still stuck to the Japanese audio for the most part. It’s a pretty unimpressive audio experience though, not too exciting when it comes to action or music. The subtitles are accurately timed, and are free of typos, but beware of the production notes and screen text translations. There are a lot of them, and the screen text flashes by almost as quickly as that in the Monogatari franchise. You’ll be using a lot of pause and frame advance to read it all.

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    The two discs present their content with static menus, and each episode is followed by a ridiculous, 2 minutes plus of translated credits.

    The extras on disc 2 amount to the textless credits, two of each, and trailers for Love, Chunibyo and Other Delusions, Leviathan: The Last Defence, Maid Sama, and Outbreak Company.

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    Sure, Dog & Scissors is a provocative enough title, and the key art certainly helps sell the concept, but a moment of contemplation might have saved five hours of my time. Dog & Scissors is an utterly forgettable, poorly animated, and tediously realised comedy show, which never even bothers to try and live up to its premise. It’s a generally lamentable series, whose only redeeming value might be the odd moment of smirk-worthy comedy that you’ll find while watching it. It’s not enough to make up for the deflating feeling you get whenever the end credits roll, but for that split second while you watch it, and are marginally amused, this show has a reason to exist. And at least you can say that it isn’t dull.

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    The premise is there. You have a bookworm, a boy who lives for reading, dying to protect a writer in a cafe, only to be reincarnated as a dog that winds up as that writer’s pet dog, and for him to subsequently discover that she’s his favourite author. All this dog wants to do is read, but the problem is that she’s a total sadist, and she can read his thoughts into the bargain. She’s prone to attacking him with a pair of scissors whenever his thoughts stray in the wrong direction. It turns out that she’s got writer’s block, and can’t quite get the final novel in a series started, but when she is challenged by a mystery, a little amateur sleuthing and derring-do with her new canine companion, that gets the creative juices flowing.

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    There’s a show in there, the boy turned dog having to face the consequences of his death on those who knew him, the antagonistic relationship with his owner, and the detective stories. Only Dog & Scissors ditches all that for some cheap comedy, and unexciting fan service. It’s a harem show, only this time the central male character is a dog, and the women that gather around him include the boy’s sister, who’s been driven a little batty by his death, a girl working at a local bookstore, and her little sister, the author’s masochistic editor, a couple of rival writers, a singing and dancing maid, and a school friend. They’re all caricatures, not actual characters, defined by a single trait in all cases, with no dimension at all.

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    This could have been a decent show but Dog & Scissors never even tried. It’s just an endless litany of stupidity, silliness, and flat-chest jokes. And it gets ever so slightly icky around the halfway point, when the author falls in love with her dog. Nothing ever happens, except a few blushes and wistful gazes, but it’s not something that you’d want to contemplate. Only the creators contemplate it all the way to the final episode when the author gets drunk, and goes on a full on romantic fantasy, and the audience are only saved from the prospect by the inevitable consequence of imbibing too much alcohol.

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    Dog & Scissors is a stupid show, but is it as stupid as someone who’d actually spend money on it? Whatever story it might intend to tell is completely forgotten by the wayside, characters are introduced, and then forgotten, and there is absolutely no narrative satisfaction to be derived from it. It’s just about watchable through sheer force of energy alone, but just because I watched it, there’s no reason for anyone else to do so. In fact, consider this review fair warning not to judge an anime by its cover, or title.

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    The Second Watch:-

    My opinion hasn’t altered too much for the second viewing. It’s still a disappointing show in the way that it wastes its initial premise. It’s filled with a cast of sadists and masochists, depraved in various ways to court controversy, but the actual episodes only tease it, never deliver, instead opting for rather clichéd and even tedious stories. However, I can see Dog & Scissors becoming a guilty pleasure for some, depending on your particular proclivities and kinks. It may just be one of those shows that are so bad that they’re actually good. Either way, if you’ve only seen this show in SD, or on DVD, then Blu-ray is a worthy technical upgrade.

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