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Santa`s next stop is:
Kirov, Russia
Hmmm. Russia don`t celebrate their Christmas until the 7th Jan. Doesn`t he know that?
This item was edited on Thursday, 24th December 2009, 19:10
Track Santa totally bones my PC. Gradually fills the memory up with something and then stalls everything while the system tries to cope.. Following on Google Earth is new. Boring though.
I don`t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
I thought it was just me, Firefox making it go slow with Norad, not happened in the past :(
So NORAD`s had a weapons lock on the poor old bugger all night? Now that would be a friendly fire incident they`d never talk their way out of.
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A brief exchange from Norads communicaton log.
"Kennedy, we have a visual on the intruder it's just touching Mach one seems red in colour and… SH*T"
"Eagle one please maintain radio discipline and refrain from obscenities over the air please"
"Okay. Excrement and it's all over my screen"
"Say again Eagle one"
"Excrement, Poop, Do Do, Ka Ka and it's splattered all over my screen"
"What in creation makes you think you've got..fertilizer ..over your screen at forty thousand feet . I mean what could possibly.
Oh no. Intruder, identify yourself please"
"Ho Ho Ho"
"It's not funny Santa"
"That's my call sign you ignorant pup and I know it's not funny"
"Santa one of your 'lot' has just plastered our interceptor in…in… Organic waste."
"Oh well I'm all upset about that, sonny. Just ask yourself wher,e in this whole sleigh and reindeer set up, I sit and then take a wild guess what state I'm in."
"Well we're sorry about that but surely you don't feed them the day before you deliver"
"No I don't but if, while you where sauntering in to work this morning, minding your own business, some arsehole Top Gun wannabee buzzed you at Mach 2 do you not think you may have tried to turn yourself inside out"
"Santa you can't just wander into our airspace anytime you like, without warning."
"Without warning! Have they burnt all the calendars down there how much notice do you bloody well need"
"Well it's my job to."
"Listen young man it's not too late to move someone around on the naughty or nice list you know."
Snaps
Every Third Car
I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was.
Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary
This item was edited on Sunday, 26th December 2010, 09:44
bump :)
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I hope the Americans don`t shoot him down by accident.
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