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dkuk2000 (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 24th December 2009, 18:59

Looks like the big has started his journey, Follow him here


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Paull (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 24th December 2009, 19:09

Santa`s next stop is:
Kirov, Russia


Hmmm. Russia don`t celebrate their Christmas until the 7th Jan. Doesn`t he know that?

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admars (Elite) posted this on Friday, 24th December 2010, 14:10

Bump

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

He`s over Australia at the moment

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Gaffski (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 25th December 2010, 00:50

Track Santa totally bones my PC. Gradually fills the memory up with something and then stalls everything while the system tries to cope.. Following on Google Earth is new. Boring though.








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admars (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 25th December 2010, 05:11

I thought it was just me, Firefox making it go slow with Norad, not happened in the past :(

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miikeyblue82 (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 25th December 2010, 05:56

Personally I think it`s all bollocks. Been in the office all night, not a glimpse of him anywhere.

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Mark Oates (Reviewer) posted this on Sunday, 26th December 2010, 02:57

So NORAD`s had a weapons lock on the poor old bugger all night?  Now that would be a friendly fire incident they`d never talk their way out of.

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Snaps (Elite) posted this on Sunday, 26th December 2010, 09:41

A brief exchange from Norads communicaton log.

"Kennedy, we have a visual on the intruder it's just touching Mach one seems red in colour and… SH*T"

"Eagle one please maintain radio discipline and refrain from obscenities over the air please"

"Okay. Excrement and it's all over my screen"

"Say again Eagle one"

"Excrement, Poop, Do Do, Ka Ka and it's splattered all over my screen"

"What in creation makes you think you've got..fertilizer ..over your screen at forty thousand feet . I mean what could possibly.
Oh no. Intruder, identify yourself please"

"Ho Ho Ho"

"It's not funny Santa"

"That's my call sign you ignorant pup and I know it's not funny"

"Santa one of your 'lot' has just plastered our interceptor in…in… Organic waste."

"Oh well I'm all upset about that, sonny. Just ask yourself wher,e in this whole sleigh and reindeer set up, I sit and then take a wild guess what state I'm in."

"Well we're sorry about that but surely you don't feed them the day before you deliver"

"No I don't but if, while you where sauntering in to work this morning, minding your own business, some arsehole Top Gun wannabee buzzed you at Mach 2 do you not think you may have tried to turn yourself inside out"

"Santa you can't just wander into our airspace anytime you like, without warning."

"Without warning! Have they burnt all the calendars down there how much notice do you bloody well need"

"Well it's my job to."

"Listen young man it's not too late to move someone around on the naughty or nice list you know."



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I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was.
Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary

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admars (Elite) posted this on Friday, 23rd December 2011, 11:48

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RJS (undefined) posted this on Friday, 23rd December 2011, 12:32

I hope the Americans don`t shoot him down by accident.


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