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So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

kevingattaca (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 13:09

......Only that I`m a BLOKE !?!?

The thing is is that he left his telephone number on the `Whos called bit`

So my question is HOW can I F-ck up, via his Mobile number ??

K

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

bowfer (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 13:14

You could have said yes.
Then told him to bend over and stick his phone up his arse.

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

kevingattaca (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 13:16

Come on Egg Head`s TELL ME how to mess with him ... PLEASE !!?!? ;-)

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

Ryno_Dod (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 13:21

just put his number up on public toilet walls with something like "want 13" of c*ck up my a*se" i found that worked for my ex-boss ;)

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

bowfer (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 13:35

Programme his mobile number into a fax machine.
It`ll constantly redial it.

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

Snaps (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 13:46

A cab controller I used to know saved the phone numbers of all the abusive pains in the ar*e and rang them from call boxes when he went off shift about 3.00am and just left the phone off the hook.
Seemed to make him feel a bit better. :)

Snaps





I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was.
Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

kevingattaca (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 13:52

"Nice" ideas So far...

BUT he`s got a Mobile ?! So I don`t like the Idea of `Paying` to mess with him !?

;-)

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

Juls (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 13:56

Edited ;)

Juls

This item was edited on Monday, 31st August 2009, 15:26

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

kevingattaca (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 14:01

Well of cause I could NEVER do that Jul`s I mean thats just a wrong thing to do !?

K

PS I`ve sent u a message

PPS ;-)

RE: So this ( Total Stranger ) Man phones me and asks me if I want Phone sex ?..

Juls (Elite) posted this on Monday, 31st August 2009, 14:06

Will let you all know how my shift is going at around 4am (work load allowing obviously ;) )

Juls

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