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Puerile garbage with probably one or two chuckles. The result of someone given too much credit for being a one-trick pony and given a blank slate and a blank cheque to mould his creation.

Macfarlane is as out of place and time as his script. At least there's some semblance of a plot in there, albeit a massively overdone and oft-repeated one (hero gets captured by 'Injuns and goes on a spirit journey, that's original), which puts it head and shoulders above Ted, which was so pointless they had to shoe-horn a kidnap plot just so they could end the bloody movie

And Seth, you showed us someone with explosive diarrhea defecating into two hats for at least 60 seconds. We get it, the hats are full of faeces. You did NOT have to give us a close-up of the hat afterwards. That's the comedic level of a 5 year old

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Writer`s Release

I was the only person laughing in the cinema which is not a good sign, it was a pretty awful movie, watch the trailer, all the jokes are in there.....but who among us given the chance wouldnt write a movie which gives u the chance to snog a hollywood babe :)

I'm heading out to see this with the unlimited card tomorrow, my expectations are a bit lower now. I did quite enjoy Ted though.